Kari Lake Poo | Stuck To My Shoe

from MAGA Fascio 2024 by Lopker

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I stepped in something the other day
It was brown and smelled like poo
But it wasn't poo, it was Kari Lake
Stuck to the bottom of my shoe

I wiped my shoes on the grass
Took a stick and gave her a poke
Slammed my shoes together fast
But she said "No No I will not go!"

Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe
Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe

I forgot about her for a few weeks
Then I heard a voice from below
I looked down and there was she
Kari Lake that election ho

I told her "Kari, you gotta go!"
Time to move on, time to grow
But she stuck to my shoe, like a old turd
After all this time she never learned

To accept reality
To tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose

I'm not sure what happened to you
But nobody believes anything you say
Some you win and some you lose
You got to be gracious either way

Kari, please accept reality
Please tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose

I forgot about her for a few weeks
Then I heard a voice from below
I looked down and there was she
Kari Lake that election ho

I told her "Karie, you gotta go"
Time to move on, time to grow
But she stuck to my shoe, like a old turd
After all this time she never learned

To accept reality
To tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose

I'm not sure what happened to you
But nobody believes anything you say
Some you win and some you lose
You got to be gracious either way

Kari, please accept reality
Please tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose

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from MAGA Fascio 2024, released February 1, 2024

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