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When you go back thru the presidents
And look at what they've done
One guy comes in last
the absolute worst ever one
The mobster Donny T
Greatest grifter of all time
Will forever stink up history
As the absolute sickest mind
The worst president ever
The mobster Donny T
The worst ever, absolutely
The worst president ever
Worst Of All Time
WOAT absolutely
As Donny rots in hell
Humans will suffer forever
The disgusting putrid smell
Of Satan's absolute lover
The world will never forget
The worst mistake of the USA
Giving power to that little prick
Magnifying his absolute hate
The worst president ever
The mobster Donny T
The worst ever, absolutely
The worst president ever
Worst Of All Time
WOAT absolutely
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When you see a burglar in your house
Got a booger in your nose
Got a pimple 'bout to burst
When you see a giant cockroach
What do you do? What do you do?
You remove it, yeah, remove it
When a scoundrel
Wants to be our king again
After his disgusting insurrection
We say No! No! No!
Not again!
Yeah, we remove him!
It's more than dislike
We have a strong aversion
A bitter distaste
America abhors him
Repugnance, Revulsion
For god's sakes, remove him
He will not be our king again
When you see a Trump in your house
Got a Trump in your nose
Got a Trump 'bout to burst
When you see a giant Trump Roach
What do we do? What do we do?
We get angry, yeah, we remove him!
We remove the insurrectionist
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Blood Poison
02:06
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He lures them into his MAGA cult
With his talk of retribution
Assures them it's not their fault
They should blame it on the VERMIN
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
He sucks them into his MAGA cult
Dangling their favorite bait
Tells them that nothing's their fault
MAGA's perfect, others are to blame
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
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Big Daddy, Big Daddy
Please protect me please
I need a strict father
To bend me over his knee
Only you can do it, Daddy
Only you my Big Strong Man
Spank my bottom hard
I need an authoritarian
My preacher tell me
You're a gift from God
Oh please, Big Daddy
Spank it real hard
I love the sound of you
Whipping off your belt
Waited my whole life to
Feel the things I felt
Oh God! I don't care
If you're Satan himself
You're my big daddy
Big daddy from hell
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We took away his car keys
Strapped a diaper to his ass
But the nukes we let him keep
To bomb earth back into glass
Person, woman, man
Camera, TV
Ok, now please repeat
Gaga Goo Goo
Ba Ba Black Sheep
Going, going, going, gone
Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
We gave the bomb to Dementia Don
Going, going, going, gone
He eats his peas with honey
He's done it all his life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on his knife
We gave our nukes
To a demented man
What can go wrong? Whoops!
Wham Bam! God Damn!
Going, going, going, gone
Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
We gave the bomb to Dementia Don
Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
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6. |
Dumping On My MAGA Hat
02:17
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MAGA 1 MAGA 2
I believed in you
MAGA 3 MAGA 4
I don't anymore
Dumpy Bumpy Frumpy Frack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Dumping on my MAGA hat
MAGA 5 MAGA 6
Tired of all your dirty tricks
MAGA 7 MAGA 8
No more bullshit
No more hate
Grumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Dumping on my MAGA hat
MAGA 9 MAGA 10
Fooled me once
Won't fool me again
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
Dumping on my MAGA hat
Stumpy Lumpy Monkey Mack
Plumpy Rumpy Crumpy Crap
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
Dumping on my MAGA hat
Dumping on my MAGA hat
Dumping on my MAGA hat
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I was Republican
Now I'm a MAGA man
I loved our democracy
Now I'm authoritarian
I joined a MAGA cult
That don't bother me
Hell, this ain't my fault
At least it's not Scientology
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
I don't have a mind no more
Don't have to think about nothin'
I just do what they tell me to
And agree with MAGA everythin'
I know he's the worst person
In the whole wide world
Hell, maybe worst in history
That don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
MAGA tells me I'm a victim
MAGA tells me who to blame
Feels so good to believe in them
MAGA takes away my pain
Maybe it's Hitler all over again
History really does repeat
Here comes my party of MAGA men
Please don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
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Bobo dropped out of high school
With a baby in her belly
17 years later
Her child made baby
A grandma at 36
Just like her mom
Gigi Lauren Boebert
So proud of her son
A divine impregnation
Her boy's a macho man
Riding bareback with his gun
He's a big bad MAGA dad
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Bobo opposes sex education
Condoms should never mentioned
Ovulation cycles way too dirty
Babymaking should be unintended
The ultra MAGA granny
Dictating to the nation
Our teens do not learn
The basics of conception
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Consequences to come
Consequences to come
A divine impregnation
Her boy's a macho man
Riding bareback with his gun
He's a big bad MAGA dad
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Consequences to come
Consequences to come
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Greatest Rapist | USA
02:44
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That could be your daughter
You mother or your wife
He will deny it once he got her
Then defame her all her life
He will claim she let him rape it
He will say she voluntarily gave it
But, come on, really? Let's face it
He's the Greatest Rapist
He alone can rape it
He alone can penetrate it
Take it, shake it, break it
He's America's greatest!
He will try to date it
To make it, to attain it
And when he can't detain it
His Greatness will rape it
Some people do not care
Some like a man who rapes
But most simply never dare
From his cult of rape escape
That's who we got
America at its strangest
Let's offer a prayer and a thought
For our Greatest Rapist
That's who we are
America at its strangest
Let's offer a prayer and a cigar
For our Greatest Rapist
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He steps into his diaper
Spray paints his face
Straps on his corset
Then up his nose off a plate
It's Hitler all over again
Exterminating fellow humans
Normal Good Americans
He calls you "Vermin"
Just like Hitler did
Hitler all over again
Broken men break things
They must never be kings
He's 77 years old
He can barely get on his bedpan
His brain is rotten, his blood cold
He's a fat old broken man
He's a hater not a lover
A destroyer not a builder
He's a demon not a brother
America, he wants to kill her
Hitler all over again
He calls you "Vermin"
Humans he wants exterminated
All the people who oppose him
Hitler all over again
Targeting Good Americans
Targeting for extinction
Just like Hitler did
It's Hitler all over again
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Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
His vice-president hung
From a sparkling chandelier
Squirmin' and twistin'
As the king flung tacos at his ear
Was it ketchup on the wall
Or blood of the first lady?
Nobody really knew
What he did in his fury
Did he sell our secrets
To the communist Chinese?
He denies it with a smile
And a quarter pounder with cheese
The treasury's missing a trillion
And fifty bars of gold
But nobody can do nothin'
Except do what they're told
BREAK
His rival was getting closer
Until that long awful fall
From that tall New York tower
The night they dropped the ball
The king's huge nuke
Came early that summer day
That city had voted blue
They deserved it, he would say
CHORUS
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I stepped in something the other day
It was brown and smelled like poo
But it wasn't poo, it was Kari Lake
Stuck to the bottom of my shoe
I wiped my shoes on the grass
Took a stick and gave her a poke
Slammed my shoes together fast
But she said "No No I will not go!"
Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe
Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe
I forgot about her for a few weeks
Then I heard a voice from below
I looked down and there was she
Kari Lake that election ho
I told her "Kari, you gotta go!"
Time to move on, time to grow
But she stuck to my shoe, like a old turd
After all this time she never learned
To accept reality
To tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose
I'm not sure what happened to you
But nobody believes anything you say
Some you win and some you lose
You got to be gracious either way
Kari, please accept reality
Please tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose
I forgot about her for a few weeks
Then I heard a voice from below
I looked down and there was she
Kari Lake that election ho
I told her "Karie, you gotta go"
Time to move on, time to grow
But she stuck to my shoe, like a old turd
After all this time she never learned
To accept reality
To tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose
I'm not sure what happened to you
But nobody believes anything you say
Some you win and some you lose
You got to be gracious either way
Kari, please accept reality
Please tell the truth
Honesty Integrity
Kari, it's OK to lose
It's OK to lose
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We're so sick of seeing that face
So tired of hearing that voice
Stoking the fires of hate
For MAGA girls and boys
Does he think we are stupid?
Don't he know we know?
When his lips are movin'
He's hypnotizing MAGA folks
He will not destroy the USA
Good Americans will fix it
We won't give our NUKES to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
He slithered out from his hole
In search of power and treasure
He destroyed America, now he wants mo?
NO NO NO NOT EVER
He dumps his diaper into the pure white Light
Destroys our families and friendships
He's a shapeshifter, antichrist
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
He will not destroy the USA
Strong Americans will fix it
We won't give our country to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
We're so sick of seeing that face
So tired of hearing that voice
Stoking the fires of hate
For MAGA girls and boys
He will not destroy the USA
American patriots will fix it
We won't give our soul to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
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Getting sicker by the day
Falling deeper in the hole
I feel so damn ashamed
To the devil I sold my soul
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
If you find yourself in love
With an fat old psychopath
His voice makes you come
His stink you think ain't bad
Then, you might have fallen
For a devil in disguise
You may have forgotten
That love is often blind
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Sometimes you wonder 22
If you have joined a cult
You often seem to hunger
For somebody to assault
You reject reality
You disregard the facts
You love the gross stupidity
Of those people and that ass
If you are missing your morality
Your sense of right and wrong
You lost all your empathy
Your humanity almost gone
You just may have fallen
For evil personified
You probably have forgotten
That love is often blind
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Getting sicker by the day
Falling deeper in the hole
I feel so damn ashamed
To the devil I sold my soul
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
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Got a degree in MAGAtology
Graduated first in her class
From Gaslight University
Right before it all collapsed
Her first job was to attack
The capitol of the USA
With a mob of MAGAtology grads
On that January day
January 6
Tried to kill the USA
They beat police
Broke down doors
Pissed and crapped on the floor
Smashed windows and works of art
Lusted to murder
Ripped out our hearts
MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Took my morality
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh MAGAtology
Many ways to get a degree
But every school requires
You surrender your rationality
Join the MAGA choir
Sing the MAGA tune
Hum the MAGA melody
Beat the MAGA drum
Until you forsake reality
MAGAtology
Some children get degrees at home
MAGAschooled to protect the brain
From unMAGAtized ideas
And facts exposing the charade
You can get a degree on the internet
From the MAGA talkers and schlockers
You can fall slowly into it
With your fellow MAGA flockers
MAGA flockers
MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Took my morality
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh, MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh MAGAtology
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When you go back thru the presidents
And look at what they've done
One guy comes in last
the absolute worst ever one
The mobster Donny T
Greatest grifter of all time
Will forever stink up history
As the absolute sickest mind
The worst president ever
The mobster Donny T
The worst ever, absolutely
The worst president ever
Worst Of All Time
WOAT absolutely
As Donny rots in hell
Humans will suffer forever
The disgusting putrid smell
Of Satan's absolute lover
The world will never forget
The worst mistake of the USA
Giving power to that little prick
Magnifying his absolute hate
The worst president ever
The mobster Donny T
The worst ever, absolutely
The worst president ever
Worst Of All Time
WOAT absolutely
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Lopker Los Angeles, California
Welcome. I like to make songs. Not autobiographical. Just for fun. Songs about current events and human values.
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