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TrumpVangelical

by Lopker

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Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch She disobeyed the old white men She is stripped and whipped by them She incurs the wrath of old white men And the god they made to look like them They say god hates the destruction Of anything that looks like him The old white men force your child To stay forever in a frozen tomb Your embryo is not really yours No more than your vagina or your womb Old white men with bibles in their hand Their brains long ago given over to fantasy Their god hates anyone who dares take a stand Against their dream of dominating you and me Old white men with bibles in their hand Their childish world of devils and sky men They plan dominate this great land The Seven Mountain Mandate preacher men The Seven Mountain Mandate Google it, and see what you find It's a mandate of hate For everyone not of their kind The Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate
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MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you He got a bible, a smile, and a huge corkscrew He wants to tell you how to live your life He wants to tell you what to do and who to like MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you He got the gift of gab and a brand new suit You're freedom ends where his rules begins He's a dictator, a tyrant, an authoritarian He wants his religion to be yours too Well, his interpretation, his worldview He gonna make a law and Mike's law will say: "MINI Mike Johnson YOU SHALL OBEY" He's gonna tell you how to live your life He's MINI Mike Johnson, don't ask why "Just do as I say, not as I do" MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
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There's a special place in heaven For the TrumpVangelical So said the holy man On the day the angels fell It's easy to get in Just sell your soul to him You can buy it back anytime But you'll never own it again A special place in heaven Next to Judas and Jezebel Far away from Jesus Underneath the Trump Hotel You can take the stairway Or ride the escalator down Only if your white or beige No yellow, black, or brown A place for the pretender The imposter and the faker The pious masquerader And blessed wedding baker Far away from the Muslim The Jew and Unbeliever Far away from the Other The Buddha and the Dreamer It's the Promised Place Where everyone agrees On the power of one race And one one reality [REPEAT 1 and 2]
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We are the American Taliban We are watching you We want our freedom We want yours too We destroy democracy Everybody will obey The rules of our theocracy In the good ole USA We are god's vigilantes Hunting down infidels Until we control everybody That's what we call liberty We are the American Taliban We are watching you We want our freedom We want yours too You must conform To our way of life You must reform Your evil mind We are the American Taliban We are watching you We want our freedom We want yours too
5.
Donny I remember When you were just a boy Two angels on your shoulder One your favorite toy I whispered in your ear for 69 years opposite that guy with wicked red rabbit ears I whispered in your ear for 69 years Now I wonder which whisper you will hear Donny I remember When you put that cat upon your head Pretending to hunt mice Killing Mephistopheles instead Donny I remember you Shouting in the public square Conjuring a million marchers With one hand up in the air Donny I remember you Barking in the circus ring Stoking the fires of hate Lusting to be their king Angels live forever Not so little boys Love lives forever Hate only destroys Donny, how many times did I tell you To wipe that dog shit from your shoe I whispered in your ear for 69 years opposite that guy with wicked red rabbit ears I whispered in your ear for 69 years Now I wonder which whisper you will hear
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That could be your daughter You mother or your wife He will deny it once he got her Then defame her all her life He will claim she let him rape it He will say she voluntarily gave it But, come on, really? Let's face it He's the Greatest Rapist He alone can rape it He alone can penetrate it Take it, shake it, break it He's America's greatest! He will try to date it To make it, to attain it And when he can't detain it His Greatness will rape it Some people do not care Some like a man who rapes But most simply never dare From his cult of rape escape That's who we got America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a thought For our Greatest Rapist That's who we are America at its strangest Let's offer a prayer and a cigar For our Greatest Rapist
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Jimmy works at your restaurant Preparing food for you He never washes his hands After going number two Jimmy's afraid of bathroom soap Washing hands is too experimental The research has a long way to go His body, His temple Oh My God I love that dude And his dirty little bathroom scam Let's go get some food Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands Jimmy's exempt from being clean That's a freedom he enjoys Jesus takes care of Jimmy's hygiene His hands, his choice Jimmy prays every night To be exempt from other things like The ten commandments Drunk driving, and stopping at red lights Oh My God don't you love that dude And his dirty little bathroom scam Let's go get some food Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands
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Please don't call me stupid Please don't say I'm in a cult I really did not vote for him I voted against you all Against you lefty libtards Against that Benghazi witch I voted huge, I voted hard For that crazy son of a bitch We like electing billionaires And friends of the one percent The Koch brothers and the Mercers Pick our president I don't care about the rising seas I don't care if the earth blows up Because Jesus is coming to rescue me From the lefty libtard cucks We love dictatorships We love Putin's puppet king We love authoritarian grips Democracy's a liberal thing We got teeth and we got brains We're the macho MAGA men Bending over the Trumper Train Donald screwed us again Please don't say we're stupid Please don't say we're in a cult We really did not vote for him We voted against you all
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Lucifer Cruz 02:08
Teddy did a deal with the devil Teddy sold his soul Traded his stones for a pebble Now Satan's in control Teddy pretends to be crazy That's just his stage disguise He's tricky and he's brainy With evil in his eyes Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell Works the illusion works it well Works the MAGAMANIA ruse The Beast from hell Lucifer Cruz Teddy's wife is fugly That's what Satan said His father killed the Kennedys But they're not really dead Teddy grew a beard to hide his face But Teddy can't hide the monster Teddy wants to crush the United States Satan wants to date his daughter Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell Works the illusion works it well Works the MAGAMANIA ruse The beast from Hell Lucifer Cruz
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We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hate For MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not destroy the USA Good Americans will fix it We won't give our NUKES to Lucifer's Lil Bitch He slithered out from his hole In search of power and treasure He destroyed America, now he wants mo? NO NO NO NOT EVER He dumps his diaper into the pure white Light Destroys our families and friendships He's a shapeshifter, antichrist Lucifer's Lil Bitch He will not destroy the USA Strong Americans will fix it We won't give our country to Lucifer's Lil Bitch We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hate For MAGA girls and boys He will not destroy the USA American patriots will fix it We won't give our soul to Lucifer's Lil Bitch
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MAGA this and MAGA that Psycho MAGA insanity Red Chinese MAGA Hats MAGA cult fantasy They hate other people and love their guns They think the virus is a hoax The Cult of Trump, the crazy ones The MAGA Chosen Folks Don't tell them about the facts They will not respond to reason They want democracy to collapse They are not opposed to treason The truth is what he says it is He dictates their reality They believe the big lie of his MAGA cult of personality Some MAGAs are your friends Some MAGAs are your family You work with Chad and Karen You see them screaming on TV "Go back to where you came from!" That's what they like to say They shout their hate at everyone They are the chosen race Nevermind the pain they invoke Nevermind the democracy they broke Nevermind the chaos they stoke Behold! The MAGA Chosen Folks Never forget the pain they invoke Never forget the democracy they broke Never forget the chaos they stoke Never forget the MAGA Chosen Folks
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Don't ever tell me what to do Don't you dare tread on me I will do whatever I want to Live my life totally free Me Me Me Me, my sweet liberty Don't talk to me about empathy Frankly, I don't give a damn My feelings are all for me Everybody else is secondhand I look out for number one That's what I call freedumb Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Myself and I Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Live Free or Die Enough about you, let's talk about me My sweet liberty We don't need no democracy We don't need the rule of law Just give me everything I need And whatever the hell I want I look out for number one That's what I call freedumb I don't care about the common good I don't care about society I don't do what I should I do what's good for me Special little selfish me To hell with you and humanity Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Myself and I Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Live Free or Die Enough about you, let's talk about me My sweet liberty, My sweet liberty My sweet liberty
13.
Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can Oklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can Jesus never went to Oklahoma And He probably never will But if He ever wanders that far They will probably call Him filth Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can
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Scam I Am 01:19
As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I am your daddy I am you mother I am Lucifer's brother I am, I am And it's all my scam As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I alone can fix it I alone can make you happy I am your saviour Jesus 2.0 You Shangri-La Your holy grail I am your everything As long as my sheep Keep sending me money I'll never admit defeat I am your daddy I am you mother I am Lucifer's brother I am, I am And it's all my scam I am
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Got a bible in my hand Pistol in my boot Tattoo on my ass Says "Jesus Love You" We always vote Republican Cause we don't really care The rapture's coming And we'll be out of here After we destroy the Earth God will have his turn Torturing all the heathens Burn Baby Burn! Our religion is the best The only one that's true If you not talibangelical We got nothing for you We always vote Republican The crazier the better Conspiracies are American And we are super-spreaders We don't want democracy Don't want what good for all We care only for ourselves Build that wall! We are Christian soldiers Fighting a holy war Against education and science And ideas we deplore We don't want to separate Our religion and the state We want to rule the land With anger and with hate This is really is nothing new We've always been around Just a different hat And a new bunch of clowns
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I sunk my faith in a crazy man With a neck tie three feet long I sold my soul to be his fan Gonna hurt to admit I'm wrong Oh Lord! I got a lot to lose I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues In for a penny, in for a pound Throwing good money after bad Don't want to hear that flushing sound But I can't get back what I had Oh Lord! Help me choose I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues I got scammed by Lucifer's boy Now I can't stand the smell He made my faith his little toy Made America a living hell Oh Lord! It was all a ruse I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues I'm jumping off that crazy train Gonna hurt to admit I'm wrong I don't want to feel the pain My sunk costs are all gone Oh Lord! I got good news I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues
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We take the child Away from the mother We hate the tribe We all call the other Identify the enemy And crucify the truth Lie to the people And poison our youth Day by day Bit by bit One by one We monsters become Praise be our Dear Leader He can do no wrong Praise be our military They must be so strong Praise be our religion Our country and guns Praise be Armageddon We pray He soon comes Day by day Bit by bit One by one We monsters become

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released July 26, 2021

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Lopker Los Angeles, California

Welcome. I like to make songs. Not autobiographical. Just for fun. Songs about current events and human values.

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