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Did you use contraception
Charged with murder
Sex without conception
Charged with murder
After her miscarriage
Charged with murder
Her embryo died
Charged with murder
She is not an evangelical christian
She is burned alive as a witch
She disobeyed the old white men
She is stripped and whipped by them
She incurs the wrath of old white men
And the god they made to look like them
They say god hates the destruction
Of anything that looks like him
The old white men force your child
To stay forever in a frozen tomb
Your embryo is not really yours
No more than your vagina or your womb
Old white men with bibles in their hand
Their brains long ago given over to fantasy
Their god hates anyone who dares take a stand
Against their dream of dominating you and me
Old white men with bibles in their hand
Their childish world of devils and sky men
They plan dominate this great land
The Seven Mountain Mandate preacher men
The Seven Mountain Mandate
Google it, and see what you find
It's a mandate of hate
For everyone not of their kind
The Seven Mountain Mandate
The Seven Mountain Mandate
The Seven Mountain Mandate
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2. |
MINI Mike Johnson
01:07
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MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
He got a bible, a smile, and a huge corkscrew
He wants to tell you how to live your life
He wants to tell you what to do and who to like
MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
He got the gift of gab and a brand new suit
You're freedom ends where his rules begins
He's a dictator, a tyrant, an authoritarian
He wants his religion to be yours too
Well, his interpretation, his worldview
He gonna make a law and Mike's law will say:
"MINI Mike Johnson YOU SHALL OBEY"
He's gonna tell you how to live your life
He's MINI Mike Johnson, don't ask why
"Just do as I say, not as I do"
MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
MINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
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3. |
TrumpVangelical 2024
03:07
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There's a special place in heaven
For the TrumpVangelical
So said the holy man
On the day the angels fell
It's easy to get in
Just sell your soul to him
You can buy it back anytime
But you'll never own it again
A special place in heaven
Next to Judas and Jezebel
Far away from Jesus
Underneath the Trump Hotel
You can take the stairway
Or ride the escalator down
Only if your white or beige
No yellow, black, or brown
A place for the pretender
The imposter and the faker
The pious masquerader
And blessed wedding baker
Far away from the Muslim
The Jew and Unbeliever
Far away from the Other
The Buddha and the Dreamer
It's the Promised Place
Where everyone agrees
On the power of one race
And one one reality
[REPEAT 1 and 2]
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4. |
American Taliban
02:05
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We are the American Taliban
We are watching you
We want our freedom
We want yours too
We destroy democracy
Everybody will obey
The rules of our theocracy
In the good ole USA
We are god's vigilantes
Hunting down infidels
Until we control everybody
That's what we call liberty
We are the American Taliban
We are watching you
We want our freedom
We want yours too
You must conform
To our way of life
You must reform
Your evil mind
We are the American Taliban
We are watching you
We want our freedom
We want yours too
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5. |
Donny I Remember
03:35
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Donny I remember
When you were just a boy
Two angels on your shoulder
One your favorite toy
I whispered in your ear for 69 years
opposite that guy with wicked red rabbit ears
I whispered in your ear for 69 years
Now I wonder which whisper you will hear
Donny I remember
When you put that cat upon your head
Pretending to hunt mice
Killing Mephistopheles instead
Donny I remember you
Shouting in the public square
Conjuring a million marchers
With one hand up in the air
Donny I remember you
Barking in the circus ring
Stoking the fires of hate
Lusting to be their king
Angels live forever
Not so little boys
Love lives forever
Hate only destroys
Donny, how many times did I tell you
To wipe that dog shit from your shoe
I whispered in your ear for 69 years
opposite that guy with wicked red rabbit ears
I whispered in your ear for 69 years
Now I wonder which whisper you will hear
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6. |
Greatest Rapist | USA
02:44
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That could be your daughter
You mother or your wife
He will deny it once he got her
Then defame her all her life
He will claim she let him rape it
He will say she voluntarily gave it
But, come on, really? Let's face it
He's the Greatest Rapist
He alone can rape it
He alone can penetrate it
Take it, shake it, break it
He's America's greatest!
He will try to date it
To make it, to attain it
And when he can't detain it
His Greatness will rape it
Some people do not care
Some like a man who rapes
But most simply never dare
From his cult of rape escape
That's who we got
America at its strangest
Let's offer a prayer and a thought
For our Greatest Rapist
That's who we are
America at its strangest
Let's offer a prayer and a cigar
For our Greatest Rapist
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7. |
Jimmy Jesus Hands
01:46
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Jimmy works at your restaurant
Preparing food for you
He never washes his hands
After going number two
Jimmy's afraid of bathroom soap
Washing hands is too experimental
The research has a long way to go
His body, His temple
Oh My God I love that dude
And his dirty little bathroom scam
Let's go get some food
Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands
Jimmy's exempt from being clean
That's a freedom he enjoys
Jesus takes care of Jimmy's hygiene
His hands, his choice
Jimmy prays every night
To be exempt from other things like
The ten commandments
Drunk driving, and stopping at red lights
Oh My God don't you love that dude
And his dirty little bathroom scam
Let's go get some food
Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands
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8. |
Lefty Libtard Cuck
02:43
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Please don't call me stupid
Please don't say I'm in a cult
I really did not vote for him
I voted against you all
Against you lefty libtards
Against that Benghazi witch
I voted huge, I voted hard
For that crazy son of a bitch
We like electing billionaires
And friends of the one percent
The Koch brothers and the Mercers
Pick our president
I don't care about the rising seas
I don't care if the earth blows up
Because Jesus is coming to rescue me
From the lefty libtard cucks
We love dictatorships
We love Putin's puppet king
We love authoritarian grips
Democracy's a liberal thing
We got teeth and we got brains
We're the macho MAGA men
Bending over the Trumper Train
Donald screwed us again
Please don't say we're stupid
Please don't say we're in a cult
We really did not vote for him
We voted against you all
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9. |
Lucifer Cruz
02:08
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Teddy did a deal with the devil
Teddy sold his soul
Traded his stones for a pebble
Now Satan's in control
Teddy pretends to be crazy
That's just his stage disguise
He's tricky and he's brainy
With evil in his eyes
Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell
Works the illusion works it well
Works the MAGAMANIA ruse
The Beast from hell
Lucifer Cruz
Teddy's wife is fugly
That's what Satan said
His father killed the Kennedys
But they're not really dead
Teddy grew a beard to hide his face
But Teddy can't hide the monster
Teddy wants to crush the United States
Satan wants to date his daughter
Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell
Works the illusion works it well
Works the MAGAMANIA ruse
The beast from Hell
Lucifer Cruz
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10. |
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
02:20
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We're so sick of seeing that face
So tired of hearing that voice
Stoking the fires of hate
For MAGA girls and boys
Does he think we are stupid?
Don't he know we know?
When his lips are movin'
He's hypnotizing MAGA folks
He will not destroy the USA
Good Americans will fix it
We won't give our NUKES to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
He slithered out from his hole
In search of power and treasure
He destroyed America, now he wants mo?
NO NO NO NOT EVER
He dumps his diaper into the pure white Light
Destroys our families and friendships
He's a shapeshifter, antichrist
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
He will not destroy the USA
Strong Americans will fix it
We won't give our country to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
We're so sick of seeing that face
So tired of hearing that voice
Stoking the fires of hate
For MAGA girls and boys
He will not destroy the USA
American patriots will fix it
We won't give our soul to
Lucifer's Lil Bitch
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11. |
MAGA Chosen Folks
02:20
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MAGA this and MAGA that
Psycho MAGA insanity
Red Chinese MAGA Hats
MAGA cult fantasy
They hate other people and love their guns
They think the virus is a hoax
The Cult of Trump, the crazy ones
The MAGA Chosen Folks
Don't tell them about the facts
They will not respond to reason
They want democracy to collapse
They are not opposed to treason
The truth is what he says it is
He dictates their reality
They believe the big lie of his
MAGA cult of personality
Some MAGAs are your friends
Some MAGAs are your family
You work with Chad and Karen
You see them screaming on TV
"Go back to where you came from!"
That's what they like to say
They shout their hate at everyone
They are the chosen race
Nevermind the pain they invoke
Nevermind the democracy they broke
Nevermind the chaos they stoke
Behold! The MAGA Chosen Folks
Never forget the pain they invoke
Never forget the democracy they broke
Never forget the chaos they stoke
Never forget the MAGA Chosen Folks
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12. |
My Sweet Liberty
02:18
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Don't ever tell me what to do
Don't you dare tread on me
I will do whatever I want to
Live my life totally free
Me Me Me Me, my sweet liberty
Don't talk to me about empathy
Frankly, I don't give a damn
My feelings are all for me
Everybody else is secondhand
I look out for number one
That's what I call freedumb
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Myself and I
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Live Free or Die
Enough about you, let's talk about me
My sweet liberty
We don't need no democracy
We don't need the rule of law
Just give me everything I need
And whatever the hell I want
I look out for number one
That's what I call freedumb
I don't care about the common good
I don't care about society
I don't do what I should
I do what's good for me
Special little selfish me
To hell with you and humanity
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Myself and I
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Live Free or Die
Enough about you, let's talk about me
My sweet liberty, My sweet liberty
My sweet liberty
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13. |
Okie Filth | Jesus Dirt
01:16
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Unless your evangelical
Unless your MAGA republican
Unless your Christian National
Get out while you can
Oklahoma don't want you
Don't want your filth
Just like Jesus would do
If He were walking around here still
Unless your evangelical
Unless your MAGA republican
Unless your Christian National
Get out while you can
Jesus never went to Oklahoma
And He probably never will
But if He ever wanders that far
They will probably call Him filth
Unless your evangelical
Unless your MAGA republican
Unless your Christian National
Get out while you can
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14. |
Scam I Am
01:19
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As long as my sheep
Keep sending me money
I'll never admit defeat
I am your daddy
I am you mother
I am Lucifer's brother
I am, I am
And it's all my scam
As long as my sheep
Keep sending me money
I'll never admit defeat
I alone can fix it
I alone can make you happy
I am your saviour
Jesus 2.0
You Shangri-La
Your holy grail
I am your everything
As long as my sheep
Keep sending me money
I'll never admit defeat
I am your daddy
I am you mother
I am Lucifer's brother
I am, I am
And it's all my scam
I am
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15. |
Talibangelical Blues
01:43
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Got a bible in my hand
Pistol in my boot
Tattoo on my ass
Says "Jesus Love You"
We always vote Republican
Cause we don't really care
The rapture's coming
And we'll be out of here
After we destroy the Earth
God will have his turn
Torturing all the heathens
Burn Baby Burn!
Our religion is the best
The only one that's true
If you not talibangelical
We got nothing for you
We always vote Republican
The crazier the better
Conspiracies are American
And we are super-spreaders
We don't want democracy
Don't want what good for all
We care only for ourselves
Build that wall!
We are Christian soldiers
Fighting a holy war
Against education and science
And ideas we deplore
We don't want to separate
Our religion and the state
We want to rule the land
With anger and with hate
This is really is nothing new
We've always been around
Just a different hat
And a new bunch of clowns
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I sunk my faith in a crazy man
With a neck tie three feet long
I sold my soul to be his fan
Gonna hurt to admit I'm wrong
Oh Lord! I got a lot to lose
I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues
In for a penny, in for a pound
Throwing good money after bad
Don't want to hear that flushing sound
But I can't get back what I had
Oh Lord! Help me choose
I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues
I got scammed by Lucifer's boy
Now I can't stand the smell
He made my faith his little toy
Made America a living hell
Oh Lord! It was all a ruse
I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues
I'm jumping off that crazy train
Gonna hurt to admit I'm wrong
I don't want to feel the pain
My sunk costs are all gone
Oh Lord! I got good news
I got the Trumpical Sunk Cost Blues
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17. |
We Monsters Become
02:06
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We take the child
Away from the mother
We hate the tribe
We all call the other
Identify the enemy
And crucify the truth
Lie to the people
And poison our youth
Day by day
Bit by bit
One by one
We monsters become
Praise be our Dear Leader
He can do no wrong
Praise be our military
They must be so strong
Praise be our religion
Our country and guns
Praise be Armageddon
We pray He soon comes
Day by day
Bit by bit
One by one
We monsters become
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