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TrumPutinLand

by Lopker

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Amerilago Quisling | A traitor who collaborates with the enemy. 01:58
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You say you love your country A patriot you claim to be You conspire with our enemy Amerilago Quisling You betray the USA Attack our friends Give our secrets away We'll get you in the end Amerilago Quisling You fawn upon the wicked Collaborate in their designs You help them conquer us Amplify their lies Amerilago Quisling Why? Why? Why? Are you compromised? Do they know your secret? What are you afraid to lose? Are you acting under threat? Why? Why? Why? Amerilago Quisling Amerilago Quisling
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Citizens Unite | Jazz 03:45
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Citizens unite It's time to resist It's time to fight The people are pissed Citizens unite Your country is falling It's time to fight The Resistance is calling Fight for democracy Fight for truth Fight for mom, apple pie, and Babe Ruth Shout from your window Shout from your door We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! Turn off your TV Get up off your chair Put on your pants Come fight if you dare Putin plundered the country you love The America you call the United States Of He stuck his finger in the American Pie He put his whole hand up America's thigh Shout from your window Shout from your door We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! Take it anymore Citizens unite It's time to resist It's time to fight The people are pissed Citizens unite Your country is falling It's time to fight The Resistance is calling Shout from your window Shout from your door We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! We're mad as hell We won't take it anymore! Take it anymore
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Coup Klux Con 01:34
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Impeach the traitor one more time Grab him by the balls He'll let you do it, don't be shy Squeeze em hard until he falls Hold him accountable hold him tight Crush the evil that he incites Impeach the gangster one more time Smash the Mobster Don Crash the party of organized crime Crush the boss of the Coup Klux Con Lance the boil til the pus runs clear Stop Trumpublican hate and fear Excrete the excrement one more time Take an huge exceptional American dump The world is watching, it's our time to shine Time to dump the mushy fecal Trump It feels so good, so damn divine Now flush the toilet one more time
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Crooked Putin Clown | Folk 02:28
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Nice to meet you Mr. Putin Can I offer you a Coke? Only costs you only ten million Please pardon my bad joke Mr. Sessions, Donald Junior Jared Kushner and Ivanka Hope Russia is just a rumor Like gambling in Casablanca Shut it down, shut it down Save the USA, save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown Nice to meet you Mr. Manafort Can I offer you a drink? I got good Russian vodka Or Jack Daniels on the sink I remember you and Michael Flynn You too Tillerson We met once at the Kremlin That night was so much fun Shut it down, shut it down Save the USA, save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown Nice to meet you Roger Stone And your comrade Carter Page Americans want to know How you earned your Russian wage The FBI is closing in But you still have some time To hire some protection If you need it down the line Shut it down, shut it down Save the USA, save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown Shut it down, shut it down Save the USA, save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
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Jesus Knows Kyle 02:02
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Kyle, it's OK to be happy But please don't take it too far There are no heroes in heaven Jesus knows who you are Kyle, wipe that smile from your face Stop giggling so damn hard Brother, it's OK to cry Jesus knows who you are INSTRUMENTAL Kyle, put down the champagne Put out that Limbaugh cigar Nobody is celebrating in paradise Jesus knows who you are Jesus knows who you are Jesus knows who you are
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Moscow Mitch 03:00
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Thank you Moscow Mitch You really are the best You destroyed the GOP And I did all the rest There's no more Blue and Red Democracy is dead Now it's Blue and Orange I got inside your head The Trump Regime is here The Cult of the Orange Man The Trump Regime, Oh Dear Catch me if you can! Thank you Crazy Sean Hannity For stoking the fires of hate Fox News insanity Made me so awfully great Thank you to the Koch Brothers You set the stage for me You and the Mercers smothered Democracy Thank you dear Republicans For conspiring with me You helped me run my scam You bowed so adoringly Most of all I thank my flock We killed the USA You fell for my MAGA crock And now you got to pay Thank you Moscow Mitch You really are the best You destroyed the GOP And I did all the rest There's no more Blue and Red Democracy is dead Now it's Blue and Orange I got inside your head The Trump Regime is here The Cult of the Orange Man The Trump Regime, Oh Dear Catch me if you can! Catch me if you can, baby Catch me if you can
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Rudy Tragedy 01:40
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Rudy's on the run There's a posse chasing him Rudy what have you done With intelligent Russian men? You were America's mayor A 911 superstar You ripened into a Russian whore Rudy, you fell so far We will remember you Rudy And the story of your fall Your painful funny tragedy Will be a lesson for us all Do you lie awake at night Weeping for your soul? And the epitaph they will write "AMERICA'S BIGGEST HOLE" The posse's closing in on you As you book your Moscow flight Nobody coming to your rescue You better flip or hold on tight We will remember you, Rudy And the story of your fall Your painful funny tragedy Will be a lesson for us all A lesson for us all A lesson for us all
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Stay Out Politics 02:25
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"Stay out of our politics" He told the corporations Just give us your money Said Moscow Mitch And then stay out of politics "Don't pick sides in these big fights" Said the turtle to the corporations You got no First Amendment Rights Except to donate dollars to authoritarians They want to murder democracy They want to make it harder for us to vote They want a Russian autocracy They want to cut the peoples' throat We fought for our independence We rejected the power of a King We won our right to vote Democracy we call that thing We fought our Revolutionary War Against tyranny and oppression Now again we fight the dinosaur Mitch McConnell's voter suppression America is the place where citizens unite The country where all citizens can speak America is the place where citizens fight To protect our democracy Now the People say to old Moscow Mitch Get the hell out of our politics! Get the hell out! Get the hell out! Get the hell out of our politics!
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TrumPutinLand 02:40
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Trump vodka, Trump steaks Dirty Russian real estate Trump mobsters, baseball bats Funny money laundromats Trump Airlines could not fly Trump marriages always die Ho Ho Ho! No No No! TrumPutin Reality Show Trump Charity, Trump University TrumPutin Presidency The TrumPutin Gang is laughing The oligarchs are clapping From New York City to Leningrad The wise guys got their man The Greatest Grifter ever! The world's worst businessman Sold his soul to Lucifer Wam Bam! TrumPutinLand Trump Crime Family TrumPutin Presidency Traitors of the GOP Almost murdered democracy Trump vodka, Trump steaks Dirty Russian real estate Trump mobsters, baseball bats Funny money laundromats Trump Airlines could not fly Trump marriages always die Ho Ho Ho! No No No! TrumPutin Reality Show Trump Charity, Trump University TrumPutin Presidency The Greatest Grifter ever! The world's worst businessman Sold his soul to Lucifer Wam Bam! TrumPutinLand
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Under My Control | Trump Trance 2024 02:26
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I'm really really rich! I'm very very smart! You are just a little shit! I can beat you with my fart! I'm very very charming! Really really huuuuuge! You are Bob Cratchit! And I am Mr. Scrooge! When I have a bad hair day I wear a Chinese baseball cap Fooling you is child's play! You're fired! You are crap! I'm the savior of mankind! I'm a self-made man! I'm a legend in my mind! You eat beans from a can! I control you mind Defecate on your soul You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control I refuse to do Republican debates I'm just gonna swear I am really really great! You might think that you are great But I am greater! I'm your master debater! Your master debater I control you mind Defecate on your soul You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control

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released July 26, 2021

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