1. |
||||
|
Who are you?
What's your name?
You know who I am
Who are you?
What's your name?
I'm Amazing Spicey Man!
Don't shake your head
Don't roll your eyes
The truth is dead
The facts are lies
Don't shake your head
Don't tap your toe
Shazam! Ballyhoo! Tally Ho!
Who are you?
What's your name?
You know who I am
Who are you?
What's your name?
I'm Amazing Spicey Man!
The president said
The sky is green
Water is red
And coal is clean
That's the truth
All you need to know
Skeptics and critics
Go go go!
Who are you?
What's your name?
You know who I am
Who are you?
What's your name?
I'm Amazing Spicey Man!
I am the man I chose to be
It's a gift, a curse, it's my destiny
I'm a human Spicey Spicer man
I'm a truther slicer-dicer man
I hang all night upside down
I spin alt-right round and round
I sold my soul long ago
Shazam! Ballyhoo! Tally Ho!
Who are you?
What's your name?
You know who I am
Who are you?
What's your name?
I'm Amazing Spicey Man!
Amazing Spicey Man!
Amazing Spicey Man!
Tally Ho!
|
||||
2. |
||||
|
There is a man down in New Jersey
They call the falling star
And he’s been the ruin of many a small town
He pushed Fort Lee too far
He’s got one foot on our bridges
The other foot on our neck
That Christie Gang shook us down
And left our town a wreck
Now the only thing a tyrant needs
Is a suitcase of Sandy cash
And the only way we get relief
Is when we kiss his ass
That falling star was a bully
A thug and a thief
He stole the trust of the people
In the garden of New Jersey
He stole the trust of the people
In the garden of New Jersey
|
||||
3. |
Comic Dump
02:24
|
|||
|
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin' grin
The turds tumble
Food for disgruntled
Involuntary virgins
Trousers unbuckled
About a half hour in
The diarrhea begins
Splatters the boys
Laughing with joy
When the show is over
Everybody feels better
That big pile of poo
Is blamed on you
On the enemy
On the other
All of THEM
Of another color
THEY are to blame
Says the defecator
Look what THEY did!
Claims the hypnotator
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims!
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin grin
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims
There’s a pile of poo
In the middle of the room
You can see it every day
On the comic tube
Take a sip of coffee
Defecation begins
Pretty soon you’ll see
That shit eatin/ grin
THEY are the cause
Of all our afflictions
THEY are to blame
We are the victims
|
||||
4. |
||||
|
"Daddy you're a loser"
My daughter said to me
"You are a sucker for going to war"
"I like dads who don't serve the country"
I tried to hug her but she pushed me away
Then she looked down and she cried
She said "Why don't you do what that mobster say
And just let money be your guide"
We defended the USA
We fought for our country
Now we must defend her again
Against the Trump Crime family
MAGA this MAGA that
The cult of Budweiser babies
Waving Chinese flags wearing Chinese hats
The cult of right-wing crazies
Now we must defend America
Against mobster Putin and the Russians
Against mobster Trump and his cultians
And all the angels that have fallen
One day soon we'll be free
From the chaos and the misery
One day soon we will vote
For a man with integrity
Sons and daughters soon will say
"Thank you for saving the USA"
One day soon, we'll be free
From the chaos and the misery
One day soon we will vote
For a man with integrity
Sons and daughters soon will say
"Thank you for saving the USA"
|
||||
5. |
||||
|
Dirty Bill O'Reilly
Your vacation's overdue
Nobody will miss you
Nobody will kiss you
Fox News will dismiss you
Get some rest and relaxation
Your castration has begun
The O'Reilly Factor's done
You had your little fun
Now's your chance to be a man
To apologize while you can
Before all the facts are told
Before your brain get's too old
Will you tell the truth
Or try to spin?
Will you face the facts
Or try to win?
Dirty Bill O'Reilly
Let the games begin
Dirty Bill O'Reilly
Will you tell the truth or spin?
Dirty Bill O'Reilly
Let the games begin
|
||||
6. |
||||
|
I stepped in something the other day
It was brown and smelled like poo
But it wasn't, exactly, it was Kari Lake
Stuck to the bottom of my shoe
I tried wiping her off on the grass
Took a stick and gave her a poke
Slammed my shoes together real fast
But there she stayed, she would not go
I forgot about her for a few weeks
Then I heard a voice from below
I looked down and it was she
Kari Lake, that old election ho
I told her "you gotta go"
"You can't live on the my shoe sole"
But there she clung, like a proper turd
I guess after all the months she never learned
To accept reality
To tell the truth
To be decent and honest
To stay out of the news
To accept reality
To tell the truth
To be decent and honest
To stay off my shoes
Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe
Kari Lake poo stuck to my shoe
Stuck to my shoe
|
||||
7. |
||||
|
Kellyanne Kellyanne
Careful what you say
Don't tell them who we are
Don't mention KKK
Don't talk about Steve Bannon
Just nod your head and smile
Steve's our great white stallion
They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while
Civil rights went out of style
Hate and fear now rule this land
They'll find out in a while Kellyanne
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kellyanne Kellyanne
Careful what you say
Don't mention our intention
They might feel betrayed
Don't talk about the middle class
Just nod your head and smile
Don't say we're kissing Wall Street ass
They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while
Democracy is out of style
That autocrat now rules this land
They'll find out in a while Kellyanne
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kellyanne Kellyanne
Careful what you say
Sold our soul to Lucifer
Now we make them pray
When they ask about abortion
Just nod your head and smile
Don't mention their misfortune
They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while
Their bible is out of style
Mephistopheles now rules this land
They'll find out in a while Kellyanne
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
|
||||
8. |
||||
|
Hey Dad, I'm joining the Army
Said the young man to the MAGAT
I will serve my country
I will make you proud
What do you think of that?
The military is for losers
That's what Dear Leader teaches
He prefers bloodsucking leeches
To veterans of war
Only suckers join
Only losers fight
That's what Dear Leader says
And Dear Leader is always right
Hey Mom I wanna join the Navy
I wanna join the Marines
I wanna join the Air force
Have you got good advice for me?
Yes Sir, don't be a sucker
The military is for losers
Don't serve the country
Let the country serve you, Sir
Take, take, take, take as much as you can
That's what Dear Leader does
The god of our clan
Hey Dad, I'm joining the service
Said the young man to the patriot
I will serve my country and make you proud
His Dad said, Son, you do that
The military is for the selfless
The heroes that keep our country free
The military is for the very best
Who serve the country humbly
We love all of those brave souls
Who defend the USA
Godspeed, my son
I'm so proud of you today
|
||||
9. |
||||
|
We are the victim
And we are the hero
You are the villain
That's how our story goes
By playing this game
We bury our shame
Push it down down down
So we don't feel our pain
We change the facts
The rules we bend
In every act
We must pretend
We are the victim
And we are the hero
You are the villain
Because we say so
We are the good guys
We can do no wrong
You are the bad guys
You are wrong, wrong, wrong
By playing this game
We bury our shame
Push it down down down
Our MAGA shame
MAGA shame
MAGA shame
We don't care
About the truth
We don't care
About what's right
We only care
About the ruse
We just wanna gaslight
Bury our shame
Hide the villain inside
Play the MAGA game
Get MAGA-FIED
We change the facts
The rules we bend
In every act
We must pretend
We are the victims
We are the hero
You are the villain
Because we say it's so
By playing this game
We bury our shame
Push it down down down
So we don't feel our pain
Down down down
Our MAGA shame
Down down down
Our MAGA shame
MAGA shame
MAGA shame
Our MAGA shame
|
||||
10. |
||||
|
Got a degree in MAGAtology
Graduated first in her class
From Gaslight University
Right before it all collapsed
Her first job was to attack
The capitol of the USA
With a mob of MAGAtology grads
On that January day
January
Tried to kill the USA
They beat police
Broke down doors
Pissed and crapped on the floor
Smashed windows and works of art
Lusted to murder
Ripped out our hearts
MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Took my morality
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh MAGAtology
Many ways to get a degree
But every school requires
You surrender your rationality
Join the MAGA choir
Sing the MAGA tune
Hum the MAGA melody
Beat the MAGA drum
Until you forsake reality
MAGAtology
Some children get degrees at home
MAGAschooled to protect the brain
From unMAGAtized ideas
And facts exposing the charade
You can get a degree on the internet
From the MAGA talkers and schlockers
You can fall slowly into it
With your fellow MAGA flockers
MAGA flockers
MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Took my morality
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh, MAGAtology
You ain't been good me
Locked me up in your fantasy
MAGAtology
Oh MAGAtology
|
||||
11. |
||||
|
MAGA 1 MAGA 2
I believed in you
MAGA 3 MAGA 4
I don't anymore
Dumpy Bumpy Frumpy Frack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Pissing on my MAGA hat
MAGA 5 MAGA 6
Tired of all your dirty tricks
MAGA 7 MAGA 8
No more bullshit
No more hate
Grumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack
Jumping off the Trumpy Track
MAGA this MAGA that
Pissing on my MAGA hat
MAGA 9 MAGA 10
Fooled me once
Won't fool me again
Stumpy Lumpy Monkey Mack
Plumpy Rumpy Crumpy Crap
Jumpin off the Trumpy Track
Pissing on my MAGA hat
Pissing on my MAGA hat
|
||||
12. |
Right Wrong
03:00
|
|||
13. |
||||
|
S is for Slavery
L for Labor
A for Abolition
V for Victory
E for Emancipation
R Reconstruction
Y for History
And a Nikki Haley Lesson
S is for Slavery
The right to own a negro
The South fought to keep
But the North said No No No!
L is for Labor
The labor of black slaves
That's why we fought that Civil War
Why the South is still ashamed
A for Abolition
The struggle to end slavery
To liberate black Americans
By patriots fighting bravely
V for Victory
The end of the Civil War
The end of slavery
Free from shore to shore
E for Emancipation
Freedom for all slaves
Proclaimed by Abraham Lincoln
For a brand new USA
R for Reconstruction
Reintegration of the South
Everybody into the Union
With Equal rights for all - WOW
Y is for History
True stories of yesterday
Facts we must teach
Not deny or tuck away
We made some mistakes
We stumbled along the way
That's how we became
The USA
S is for Slavery
L for Labor
A for Abolition
V for Victory
|
||||
14. |
||||
|
I refuse to prepare
For Republican debates
I'm just gonna swear
I am really really great!
You might think that you are great
But I am greater!
I'm your master debater!
Your master 'bater
Your master 'bater
I'm really really rich!
I'm very very smart!
You are just a little shit!
I can beat you with my fart!
I'm very very charming!
I've really really huuuuuge!
You are Bob Cratchit!
And I am Mr. Scrooge!
Mr. Scrooge
Mr. Scrooge
Mr. Scrooge
He left his mother's womb
With a silver knife and spoon
Now we hear him scream
He's the American Dream
I dream, I dream, I dream
When I have a bad hair day
I wear a baseball cap
Fooling you is child's play!
You're fired! You are crap!
I'm the savior of mankind!
I'm a self-made man!
I'm a legend in my mind!
You eat beans from a can!
I can
I can
I can
He left his mother's womb
With a silver knife and spoon
Now we hear him scream
He's the American Dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
I have a dream
|
||||
15. |
Trump KKKrazy Dinner
02:00
|
|||
|
What's the big deal?
Why are we surprised?
He loves Krazies
And with them he dines
Americans elected that
That Loser Krazy lover
And America may
Never ever recover
What a shame
What a waste
To be taken down by
A Schmuck
A loser who loves Krazies
Oh WTF
What's the big deal?
Why are we surprised?
He loves Krazies
And with them he dines
|
||||
16. |
||||
|
We want our freedum
To hell with society
We are American
We need to be free
Free to live our fantasy
Free to believe conspiracy
Free to reject expert opinion
Free to follow superstition
Free to dwell in fear and hate
Free to terrorize the civilized state
Free to resist enlightened changes
Free to return to the Dark Ages
Freedum, Freedum, Freedum
|
||||
17. |
||||
|
He dodged the draft
He was smarter than you
His daddy was rich
He knew what to do
You don't see a Trump
Serving our country
That's for suckers and losers
Not the Trump Royal Family
He hates the military
Hates the USA
Hates you and me
Hates himself by the way
There's a traitor in the White House
A hater in the White House
There's an enemy of the people
Oh no, oh no. No! No!
You don't see a Trump
Serving our country
That's for suckers and losers
Not the Trump Royal Family
He hates the military
Hates the USA
Hates you and me
Hates himself everyday
There's an enemy of the people
There's an enemy of the people
In our White House Oh No! No!
|
||||
Lopker Los Angeles, California
Welcome. I like to make songs. Not autobiographical. Just for fun. Songs about current events and human values.
If you like Lopker, you may also like:
Inspired by life in lockdown, Fuzzy Jones's new astral folk EP is sobering but playful, girded with expansive production and ample wit.
go to album
Guardians Of Our Time
by Edd Donovan and The Wandering Moles
Edd Donovan's day job as a social worker brings a sense of empathy to his elegantly constructed political folk music.
go to album
The Toronto-based sextet make moody, cinematic sounding music that blends psych-folk and post-rock.
go to album
Mind, Man, Medicine
by The Secret Sisters
The Alabama duo's fifth album exults in dusty Americana, showcasing rich vocal harmonies alongside blissful folk instrumentation.
go to album
More contemplative folk from the Minnesota singer-songwriter, sustained by raw full-band arrangements and philosophical lyrics.
go to album
Irish singer-songwriter Oisin Leech's acoustic folk music is characterized by its muted beauty and intimate, solitary quality.
go to album
Various Artists - Gaza Calling
by Nuovo Canzoniere Partigiano
featured on Bandcamp Radio Mar 15, 2024
go to album
