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Blood Poison
02:06
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He lures them into his MAGA cult
With his talk of retribution
Assures them it's not their fault
They should blame it on the VERMIN
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
He sucks them into his MAGA cult
Dangling their favorite bait
Tells them that nothing's their fault
MAGA's perfect, others are to blame
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
In his mouth a poison pill
A poison pill of hate
Poisoning the blood
Blood of the USA
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I was Republican
Now I'm a MAGA man
I loved our democracy
Now I'm authoritarian
I joined a MAGA cult
That don't bother me
Hell, this ain't my fault
At least it's not Scientology
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
I don't have a mind no more
Don't have to think about nothin'
I just do what they tell me to
And agree with MAGA everythin'
I know he's the worst person
In the whole wide world
Hell, maybe worst in history
That don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
MAGA tells me I'm a victim
MAGA tells me who to blame
Feels so good to believe in them
MAGA takes away my pain
Maybe it's Hitler all over again
History really does repeat
Here comes my party of MAGA men
Please don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
Don't bother me
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Michelangelo made you perfect
From a single block of stone
David you're beautiful and correct
You muscles, your skin, your bones
Now parents in Tallahassee
Want to cancel and cover you
They see you as pornography
Yeah Dave, they really do
But please don't take it personally
They're just protecting their children
They prefer guns and violence
To statues without pants
David, you're so brave and fine
600 years you stand tall
Ready to fight Goliath
In that great Biblical brawl
Your eyes full of fire
Your buttocks clenched so tight
You wear the perfect attire
For that great mythical fight
But next time you fight Goliath
Cover you penis, your balls,and ass
The bullies of Tallahassee
Don't like statues without pants
Statues without pants
Statues without pants
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Speaker of the House
Kevin McCarthy
A man so well endowed
Before his date with MTG
The story all began
With his hunger for power
He wanted it so badly
To sit upon that tower
Oh how he lusted to be
Speaker of the House
He wanted it so much
The only thing that aroused
Finally came the day
To fulfill his fantasy
All he had to do
Was surrender to the crazy
A deal he did make
With the butcher Marjorie
Now he's the Speaker
Kevin McCarthy
A man so well endowed
Before the whack of MTG
She flushed it down the toilet
All the way to the sea
He looked at her and cried
His face white as a sheet
He said: "Please, don't tell my wife
How I earned your vote to speak"
She laughed and took his other hand
Put it on her knee
She said: "Your my self-gelded man
Kevin McCarthy"
Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy
Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy
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Bobo dropped out of high school
With a baby in her belly
17 years later
Her child made baby
A grandma at 36
Just like her mom
Gigi Lauren Boebert
So proud of her son
A divine impregnation
Her boy's a macho man
Riding bareback with his gun
He's a big bad MAGA dad
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Bobo opposes sex education
Condoms should never mentioned
Ovulation cycles way too dirty
Babymaking should be unintended
The ultra MAGA granny
Dictating to the nation
Our teens do not learn
The basics of conception
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Consequences to come
Consequences to come
A divine impregnation
Her boy's a macho man
Riding bareback with his gun
He's a big bad MAGA dad
Bobo's so excited
One more bun in the oven
The pregnant girl so scared
Of the consequences to come
Consequences to come
Consequences to come
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Elmo Twitter Crash
02:31
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Elmo in the driver's seat
Of the Twitter Crash Test Car
Everybody jumpin' out
To see the fire from afar
LOL he tweeted
As he sped to the wall
A smiley face with crying eyes
Was the last thing that we saw
And that was it, goodbye Twitter
Rest In Peace my friend
Elmo killed that little blue bird
What the hell did he intend?
Coding Efficiency Zero
Leadership negative five
Why did that boy Elmo
Not keep that bird alive?
Space Karen, Supreme Parasite
Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride
Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Rest In Peace Twitter
No autopsy necessary
Cause of Death: Hardcore Chaos
And ignorance a-plenty
In attendance at the funeral
Icarus and Bellerophon
Ajax, Achilles
Dunning Kruger and Kardashian
Space Karen, Supreme Parasite
Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride
Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
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Foul Spirit Child
01:52
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He steps into his diaper
Spray paints his face
Straps on his corset
Then up his nose off a plate
It's Hitler all over again
Exterminating fellow humans
Normal Good Americans
He calls you "Vermin"
Just like Hitler did
Hitler all over again
Broken men break things
They must never be kings
He's 77 years old
He can barely get on his bedpan
His brain is rotten, his blood cold
He's a fat old broken man
He's a hater not a lover
A destroyer not a builder
He's a demon not a brother
America, he wants to kill her
Hitler all over again
He calls you "Vermin"
Humans he wants exterminated
All the people who oppose him
Hitler all over again
Targeting Good Americans
Targeting for extinction
Just like Hitler did
It's Hitler all over again
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Immunity King | MAGAtocracy
Copyright 2023 John Lopker. CC-BY
Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
His vice-president hung
From a sparkling chandelier
Squirmin' and twistin'
As the king flung tacos at his ear
Was it ketchup on the wall
Or blood of the first lady?
Nobody really knew
What he did in his fury
Did he sell our secrets
To the communist Chinese?
He denies it with a smile
And a quarter pounder with cheese
The treasury's missing a trillion
And fifty bars of gold
But nobody can do nothin'
Except do what they're told
BREAK
His rival was getting closer
Until that long awful fall
From that tall New York tower
The night they dropped the ball
The king's huge nuke
Came early that summer day
That city had voted blue
They deserved it, he would say
CHORUS
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11. |
Jesus Knows Kyle
02:02
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Get the hell out of our sight
Go back to where you came from
You don't fool us, Donny Christ
You're Lucifer's only son
You suck up all our energy
You lie and cheat and steal
You trick us oh so cleverly
Pretending you can feel
We're so tired of seeing your face
So sick of hearing your voice
As you seduce and infatuate
The MAGA girls and boys
Get the hell out of our sight
Go back to where you came from
You don't fool us, Donny Christ
You're Lucifer's only son
Do you think we're stupid?
Don't you know we know
When your lips are movin'
Your hypnotizing MAGA folks
You slithered out from your hole
In search of power and treasure
You ruined America, now you want mo
We say: NO NO NO NOT EVER
Get the hell out of our sight
Go back to where you came from
You don't fool us, Donny Christ
You're Lucifer's only son
Lucifer's Only Son, Lucifer's Only Son
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Getting sicker by the day
Falling deeper in the hole
I feel so damn ashamed
To the devil I sold my soul
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
If you find yourself in love
With an fat old psychopath
His voice makes you come
His stink you think ain't bad
Then, you might have fallen
For a devil in disguise
You may have forgotten
That love is often blind
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Sometimes you wonder 22
If you have joined a cult
You often seem to hunger
For somebody to assault
You reject reality
You disregard the facts
You love the gross stupidity
Of those people and that ass
If you are missing your morality
Your sense of right and wrong
You lost all your empathy
Your humanity almost gone
You just may have fallen
For evil personified
You probably have forgotten
That love is often blind
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Getting sicker by the day
Falling deeper in the hole
I feel so damn ashamed
To the devil I sold my soul
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
Doctor, Doctor
Can you help me, please
I got a bad case of
MAGAdipity
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MAGA Bust
02:34
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Busting out of my MAGA cult
Gonna free my brain today
Goodbye Donald you lie too much
I don't believe anything you say
A fake, a fraud, a circus clown
A con, a cult, a crazytown
A flim-flam phony scam radical
A fantasyland fanatical
Busting out of my MAGA cult
Gonna save my soul today
Goodbye Donald it's not your fault
You were probably just born that way
A fake, a sham, a circus clown
A con, a cult, a crazytown
A flim-flam phony scam radical
A fantasyland fanatical
Busting out of my MAGA cult
Gonna think for myself today
Free my brain, save my soul
Love the USA
Busting out of my MAGA cult
Gonna love everyone today
Love my friends and love my foes
Love the world today
Love the world today
Love the world today
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Helter Skelter, stop that man!
The god-man Charlie Manson
MAGA SKAGA, stop that man!
The con man Donny Trampson
Look up at him and you see a god
Look down at him and you see evil
Look in his eyes and you see a fraud
A cockroach banging a beetle
Bang Bang Bang, Donny bangs away
Bangs the brains of true believers
Bang Bang Bang, Donny bangs everyday
Crazy Donny, their Dear Leader
Sanity is a tiny box
Too tight for Donny Trampson
He's crazy like a fox
Insanity is way more fun
He don't tell you what to do
He let you think it's your idea
That's how Charlie controlled his crew
That's how Donny handles his arena
Helter Skelter, stop that man!
The god-man Charlie Manson
MAGA SKAGA, stop that man!
The con man Donny Trampson
Sanity is a tiny box
Too tight for Donny Trampson
He's crazy like a fox
Insanity is way more fun
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16. |
Olly Olly MAGA Free
01:39
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Sundown Town
02:08
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They are the OTHER
They are THEM
They are VERMIN
Your NON-MAGA friends
They are not people
They are just things
Things you hate
They are your enemy
You are the victim
The vermin are evil
They cause all your troubles
Vermin are not people
They are not human
They are not persons
They are VERMIN
They are the reason your hurtin'
I alone can fix it
I'll tell you who to hate
Just like the Germans did it
The Vermin exterminate
I alone can fix it
You are my exterminators
They are VERMIN
They are the OTHER
MAGA men and women
MAGA girls and boys
You are the victims
Of the vermin to destroy
I alone can fix it
I'll tell you who to hate
Just like Germans did it
The Vermin exterminate
INSTRUMENTAL
They are the OTHER
They are THEM
They are VERMIN
The Non-Republicans
You are the victim
The vermin are evil
They cause all your troubles
VERMIN are NOT PEOPLE
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Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
His vice-president hung
From a sparkling chandelier
Squirmin' and twistin'
As the he flung tacos at his ear
Was it ketchup on the wall
Or blood of the first lady?
Nobody really knew
What he did in his fury
Did he sell our secrets
To the Russians and Chinese?
He denies it with a smile
And a quarter pounder with cheese
The treasury's missing trillions
And fifty bars of gold
But nobody can do nothin'
Except do what they're told
His rival was getting closer
Until that long awful fall
From that tall New York tower
The night they dropped the ball
The king's huge nuke 45
Came early that summer day
That city had voted blue
They deserved it, he would say
Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
Hail to the king
The MAGAtocracy
He can do anything
He's got immunity
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He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar
When he opened his mouth, beware buyer!
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
This is the story of a man who was beaten
Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed
If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail
Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed
Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed
A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties
He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs
He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud
Hated babies, gays, veterans and blacks
Hated democracy, science, knowledge and facts
Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the Jew
Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do
He suckered his believers into Trump Institute
And they saw firsthand how he made his loot
While our sons or daughters were killed in action
He dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstraction
He pretended to be godly for the evangelical
Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle
He tried to sell America for a few gold coins
Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyed
But the people fought back, and that loser failed
Our Democracy survived and we sent him to jail
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story of a man who was beaten
A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story, yeah that's the story
That's the story of a man who was beaten
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